How to Squat to Poop in the Woods

Last updated on April 13th, 2021 at 10:32 pm

Sometimes nature calls when you’re deep in the woods with nowhere to run. What do you do? The emergency may arise after a morning coffee, we’ve all been there. It’s best to prepare for the inevitable when holding is not an option. With easy tools and by memorizing some techniques, squatting to poop in the woods can be pleasant.

With just a few simple techniques, squatting in the woods is easy. Whether you’re packing it out or burying it, find a tree and grab on. Always take used toilet paper with you in a pack out bag.

Are You Allowed to Poop in the Woods

In general, if you have to go, you’re allowed to poop in the woods. It’s really just a matter of how you do it. Typically parks want you to stay 40 steps away from water, trails, and campsites.

Whether it’s to maintain nature’s integrity or protect water sources, regulations differ from place to place. Sometimes parks will require you to pack out all of your waist, including feces.

Most park websites will specify if you need to dig a cat hole and bury poop, or take it with you. Always check before heading out in order to adjust accordingly.

Packing Out vs Burying Your Poop

While nature should be undisturbed, sometimes the urge arrives when bathrooms are out of sight.

Some municipalities and parks require you to take away all of your waste. In these cases, you’ll need the DIY poop kit below, complete with a Wag Bag. By leaving no trace, you’re ensuring the preservation of these great places.

However, burying your poop is acceptable in lots of parks. Simply dig a 6 inch deep hole and cover your waste for decomposition. Doing so reduces contamination of local waterways, effects on wildlife, and human contact.

Toilet Paper Should Always be Packed Out

Not only does toilet paper take 1-3 years to fully biodegrade, it’s also gross to leave in nature. Aside from that, it’s litter that will be encountered by wildlife and other hikers.

Soft leaves work just as great if you’re not interested in carrying soiled TP. Just make sure they’re of an easily identifiable and non-poisonous variety.

Build Your Own Pack-Out Kit

You’ll need to gather a few items for your ‘poop kit,’ in order to fully prepare a wilderness bathroom. It sounds gross, but its become a staple for many backpackers. You’ll need:

Light weight trowel
Ziplock bag for clean toilet paper
Ziplock bag for soiled toilet paper and hygiene products
Wag Bag for all waste if you need to take it with you (optional)
Eco-gel deodorizing and solidifying gel (optional)
Hand sanitizer or wipes
Pouch to carry everything

If you’re committing to a long hike, or days on the trail, consider a portable commode. Packable models like the Reliance Tri-to-go Portable Toilet can be a great option. Additionally, use these with a wag bag to make doing your business a breeze.

As mentioned above, a gelled deodorizer can bring you piece of mind when packing out waste. Eco-gel will solidify any liquid mess and add a pleasant scent. Even a little sprinkled in the soiled toilet paper bag would be a great idea.

How to Poop in the Woods: Proper Technique

Once you have everything packed and planned, the rest will fall into place. Don’t get caught with your pants down, follow these simple tips for a trail latrine.

Survey the Area

Trails often wrap around in unexpected areas, look around for trails other than your own. For instance, look for bright colored jackets and movement.

And finally, listen carefully for conversation and laughter nearby.

If you’re really concerned about privacy, consider a pop-up privacy tent like the WolfWise Pop-up Shower Tent. It’s lightweight, but a bit large to carry so the practicality is up to you.

Find a Perfect Spot

There are a couple methods you can employ when needed.

A highly recommended model, is the forward hugging method. Find a tree that you can get a good grip on while its in front of you. You’ll hold onto this tree while squatting.

Alternately, a back-supporting method is best for those that prefer facing the environment. Find a tree to support your backend while allowing the space you need to avoid soiling your shoes. Also, hugging your knees may get you the leverage needed.

In a pinch, pierce a sturdy stick into the ground in front of you as leverage. Hold it firmly outward and use it to take the weight off of your knees.

If you have a sensitive stomach and love hiking, trust me, you’ll get the hang of it. Or prepare well with a foldable toilet stool as mentioned above.

Prepare the Area

While finding the site is important, clearing it of debris is the key to a pleasant cleanup. The absence of pine needles and twigs will also protect the integrity of your bag.

Prep may be a little more arduous, in the instance where you don’t need to pack out. First, clear the area of debris, then dig down in the soft earth about 6 inches deep. This is where your business will live, safe from creature encounters and other hikers. After you’ve finished, cover the hole with dirt and disguise the area with leaves. Done.

In both methods, you should take toilet paper with you.

Give your Shoes Some Room

Almost as important as looking for peeping Toms, you’ll want to keep your shoes clean. Keep them far away from the action by estimating the area of impact.

Digging a hole for your scat will actually help keep your shoes clean as well.

Answer the Call, Everyone Poops

Whether you’re on a short hike or long camping trip, pooping in the woods is common. To avoid misfortune, remember your poop kit and scout the area well. As always, check with your park to make sure you’re carrying out what you need. Everyone does it. Whichever squatting method you choose, you’re sure to achieve quick release for an enjoyable trek.

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